Makan..Chiak..Eat..

CNY is the time where every house you step into, people are prep'ed and ready to stuff you with food.. people eat by choice.. but CNY for me, i eat akibat kena paksa.. if you turn those uncle or aunty down.. they wont like it.. eating is something like doing them a big big favor.. for all i know.. they will be going 'YES!!..u ate my food and u liked it.. with a  clenched fist thrusting out'.. People easily get sick and gain a few pounds for the sake of the festival.. what to do.. to me chinese people are good at 3 things.. eat.. gamble.. and make money..

i mean look at CNY.. it shows what we are made of man!!.. lol.. the real deal..

but you know, its just nice to have a gathering of your friends and family with an excuse or not letting them get away with it.. its always good to have a nice chat and do some catching up.. well, it only happens once a year..

5th day of CNY

Even on the 5th day.. it seems to be a dead city in KL.. many shops are still closed.. even photocopying notes is a hassle.. going on a hunt to find a shop that is open.. going round and round at last found one miserable shop.. Kodak.. haihz.. wanna makan oso susah.. 

the pain of chinese new year..

Its a 100% praise..

In case you are wondering.. its a praise.. ignore the budak gila.. thats just my mind talking.. lol

Toilet bowl story

bloody funny come to think of it.. what have you dropped in the toilet bowl?.. LOL.. Seriously and literally a shitty issue.. 

I personally dropped my watch in it before.. if its a rubber watch or pasar malam watch.. RM10 stuff.. i will not where it back.. now.. its my birthday gift from my dad.. 

In such situations.. the first logical thing to do is to.. Shout.. Shout what ever the first word that comes to your mind.. In my case since it was at home.. I shouted shit.. Cause obviously you know why.. Next phase was the decision making phase.. use what to dig it out and wether if i flush can it go down without calling the plumber.. In my case, there is no way in hell i was going to flush.. So i planned a plot.. to rescue my dear watch.. getting it out was tricky but i managed.. then comes the mental blockage phase.. the part where you think wether you are going to use it again.. there is a big obstacle to overcome here for me.. cause i have to block out the fact that my watch has once been in a SHIT HOLE.. ok fine.. overcame that part.. now.. the cleasing ceremony.. what to use what to use.. products ranging from dynamo, dettol, salt, soap, shampoo, fab.. i made a cocktail.. and dare not touch it with my bare hands.. 

In the end.. It was all fine and im wearing that watch now..

Another incident

now this wan i am happy to say its not me.. but im bloody involved and affected by it.. my roommate and i planned to study in MCD ok fine.. went there 11pm with the highest motivation like a sudden burst of energy.. so we drove there.. remember, he drove with me being the passenger.. so fine.. the MCD was near the room where i stayed.. near TARC.. we plan to be there till 3 am.. 

so we sat.. and ate.. we hell sure took full advantage of the free refills.. drinking alot.. makes people pee.. normally.. for those who dont, ur just not bloody normal!!..so my roommate told me.. 'eh fucker i wan go toilet la..' so i say.. 'go la pundek'.. then he went.. he came out, laughing..i tot he had some kinda inspiration or something.. so he told me.. he didnt tell me calmly.. he told me in some what i describe a excited manor.. guess what happened..he said 'eh fucker.. i drop the car keys.. in the toilet..' then like any dropping-items-in-toilet-bowl-cases.. I shouted yet again.. 'WTF!!!!'..

the 1st thing came up was how the hell am i gonna get back.. its 1am.. there no taxi.. this shit hole.. from one look you will know there is no way he is going to get the car keys.. its a long shaft down.. so fine.. we sat and laughed.. for about 20minutes asking each other 'eh how now?'..

he's worried about the car.. i'm worried about my ass getting back safely.. so nwm i call KAWAN..hehehe.. bloody hell.. i call 3 people.. expected to have cars.. 1 slept.. 1 bro used the car.. another 1 no car.. left in home town.. so fine.. my roommate called a dude.. none of them has a motor license and the rode to cheras from setapak.. my roommate did'nt know he has no lisence.. so fine.. went cheras to get the bloody spare keys from his grandmother and kena scolding.. imagine showing up.. 2am at your grandmothers house which is sleeping suddenly on a motor bike.. he s bound to get fucked.. after all the lecturing he came back with the spare key.. and the day is saved.. ended up.. we studied for about 1 hour.. got back as 3am as planned though.. =)

Gambling

People tell me this year is a bad year for the horse.. That spooked me.. Today i put that doubt to test.. And so i gambled.. 

I played almost any game a chinese guy would play on a chinese new year..

Ranging from a variety of card to mahjong games.. Fortunately i dont know how to play dominoes.. and i got a bloody shock when i found out dominoes are actually for gamble..

And so i played..Mahjong 3 ppl..4 ppl..chor dai di..black jack..ngau kah sui..in between..

i went to 6 houses.. not including my own and i gambled in all of them.. as a hardcore chinese guy.. we gamble in all sorts of conditions and on whatever matter..

and so in those 6 houses i gambled.. all sorts of games.. i went with RM200.. i came back with RM50.. 

i'm like.. bloody hell.. what happen.. come on!!.. and as a chines guy i blamed everything from fong sui to the deck.. then i came to my senses.. i'm just bloody unlucky..

then i realized.. i'm screwed up for a year.. i rest my case.. 

JUST THIS YEAR.. HOPEFULLY..

Girls with tats!

OOOWH.. Girls with tattoos..

niceeeeeeee!!!..

lately i saw many many.. so hotzzz.. the one that i saw today was a girl with a tattoo of a lock at her chest.. it made so much sense.. Those doggy paw, tribal, Phoenix, flames are so so common..

man those girls look so wild..

hahahaha..

my 1st impression was that girl was a walking neon light..

that says

'IM IN MY PRIME AND IM READY BABY!!'

you know what i'm talking about.. =)

but of course.. like anything else.. that is just a first impression and basically a book cover..

but this girl that i saw which is my friend is a nice friend..i mean, you know.. teens.. early 20's to late 20's.. just wanna have fun.. and i see what is in her mind..

well i'm just happy i get to take a look at it.. she was so proud.. what can i do to resist those words of temptation~

i was just there to say..

' Oww it looks bloody hot and suits you~ '

well i m just glad to know her and to see the tattoos.. haha.. 

Hot i tell you.. HOT!!.. 

Girls flashing

lol.. attractive as can be my topic for today..lol..i realize there is a growing amount of girls posting 'long kang' ads..those that where by you just cannot blame innocent guys to look at.lol.. come let me show you some.. i'm not a pervert man~!

i mean why why why..

why would girls do that..i mean as a man.. hell yea its nice to see.. i'll be the first to admit.. but if i know that girl.. or some one that i love..i would go like WTF!!!!

take a look for yourselves.. just go to wretch.cc blogs.. or friendster or facebook ..

its like showing to the WW(world wide) using the WWW(world wide web)..

is it suppose to be some kind of promo ad?..

I DON'T THINK SO..

Taurus

'I HAVE' is the motto for Taurus.

You are materialistic and set much store by money and possessions. Security is very important to you: you like to put down roots and build, whether it's a home or a business. In order to obtain this kind of security, they use all their qualities of resistance, quietness, patience and practical intelligence.

You don't like change and will hold out against it for as long as you can.

You have a very sensual side and are fond of the good things in life, particularly good food and wine. You also appreciate beauty, whether it's a melodious piece of music or a view of the garden from your kitchen window.

You're practical and resourceful and have your feet firmly on the ground. You're also stable and reliable and make a staunch friend, although you expect loyalty in return.

Your caution and resistance to change can make you seem stubborn and unimaginative.

You are the nature-lovers of the zodiac.

They seldom lose control, but when they get angry they can be violent. This is the reason why it is necessary for him to find the right partner.

Taurus is not attracted easily, and even when they are, they move towards the person they desire with extreme caution. Taurus will look at the person they desire, they will analyze their positives and their faults, and then they will decide if to move forward.

Likes: permanency, stability, luxury, comfort, pleasure and good food

Dislikes: disruption, being rushed, being indoors, being pushed too hard and any break in routine

Horse

Personality
Occupying the 7th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Horse symbolizes such character traits as strength, energy, and an outgoing nature. Extremely animated, Horses thrive when they’re the center of attention. Always in search of a good time, Horses keep the crowds happy with their humor and their wit.

Horses are extremely intelligent =) so they’re able to grasp new subjects with ease. They’re also capable of multi-tasking however they don’t always finish what they start because they’re forever chasing the next opportunity. Horses are honest, friendly and open-minded. They’re perhaps a bit too centered on themselves and have been known to throw tantrums when situations don’t go their way.

Health
Horses are very healthy, most likely because they maintain a positive outlook on life and because they’re athletic. Lead Horses to wide, open spaces and watch them run free! Horses will usually only feel ill when they’re trapped inside.

Career
Horses enjoy positions in which they can interact with others. They aren’t fond of taking orders and they’ll run from jobs they consider routine. They’re able to grasp new subjects with ease making them capable of handling almost any job. They’re effective communicators and they enjoy power. Good career choices for Horses include: publicist, sales representative, journalist, language instructor, translator, bartender, performer, tour operator, librarian or pilot.

Relationships
Horses, being spontaneous, have a tendency to fall fast and hard for others. They tend to give themselves fully in each new relationship a quality that ends up chipping away at their inner being. Fortunately, this exhausting trait mellows with age and relationships are stronger and more stable later in life.

Caring

Someone told me what i was doing is just an invisible form or caring..That is not noticed and listened..lol..You know what impact it has on me?..it bloody woke me up thats what it did man!!..now im a free man..i got loads of shit to deal with then to supply a bucket full of invisible love and compassion..

I just cant go on like this forever..so thats my OX year resolution..Imma stop this BS and move on..

My friends told me this thing in chinese..Im gonna write in english with literal and direct translation..u guys figure out what is it in mandrin or cantonese or whatever..

'a cow if it does not want to drink water, no mater how hard you push the head down to the river, it will not drink the water..'

Im not teasing you OX and lembus out there..
thou you are very stubborn~

Petronas Commercials

OMG..petronas commercials..when has this reign of touching sobby heart felt ads started..I actually acticipated this years commercial..asking my self..now..what they gonna put up this year..every year..every festival..it give a slap on my face..awakening me, man i dont wanna be that guy in the commercial..it gets better and better..more and more humanity in it..Great job..really the best..

It started at maybe in the year 2000?..but then it hit me..why cant i remember any of the commercials?..

Then i realised..i was young then..I didnt know whats loyalty..love..family..friendship..to truely appreciate all this feelings..but after i lost someone valueble..and been through thick and thin..i could actually sit down infront of my TV crying to a commercial ad..telling myself..what a jerk i have been, why was i so stupid, if only he was here, how i missed those times, or just a simple..I love you..

It gives a sense of renewal for me..to tell myself..today is a new day, start new before it is seriously too late, love the people around me..love my family..

I had a fair share of regret to the person i love most..which is my family..I was young..naive..i was rebellious..i didnt appreciate my family and chased things which i see is just something that isn't worth it..now i know that feeling of regret and sadness deep in my heart..family comes first no matter what..Its a valueble lesson that learnt and will never do that mistake again..how i wish that i could spen more time with them..but yet i know..death is inevitable..and i want to spend all my time with them..

Never take things for granted..Cherish what you have for it wont last forever..

This words have been said and heard many times..dont just hear or listen..feel the meaning and understand it..thats when you truely know..

Here i am saying sorry..

Chinese New Year

Lol..CNY..its the day of the year again..to show off how many chinese they are all over the world dont you think?..You see the news and all they show is people celebrating overseas..Owh look..A spanish Chinese guy..A german Chinese guy..yah i get the point..Chinese is over populated..they keep going everywhere..sprout new roots..build a new foundation..speaking of it..i will be doing that soon..woop dee doo..

Wait there's more~!

To show how much chinese new year impacts the market or the society in Malaysia..just go to shopping malls..markets..City..what do you see..Well i bloody see shop closes on new year eve bloody early..deserted streets..What im trying to say is..I mean..On 1st day of chinese new year..i can bet economy is on a stand still in Malaysia..what if there is a Chinese strike..i might even die..there wont be food..entertainment..no DVD seller..i mean..CNY is some what the suffering holiday for those who are not chinese..lol..you dont see majority of sales going down or shops close on Deepavali or Hari Raya..

Blog

Haha..here i am..wanna try a new thing..Blogging..as they call it..have u people wonder there this word actually started..i mean in Malaysia at least..i noticed..people started to use this word widely since like Tun Dr M made his own..after that news started to use this word..Bloggers..Im like wth..is it a real word..i mean..its on national TV..then i was like goin..wtf..Sure sure it has been here for about 10 years..but out of no where..come on..is there another term for it..then i googled it..i wiki it..i saw..it actually means web log..for all i know and care..some girl came up and said..hey..heres my bloggyyyyyyy..and there it goes..the birth of the word..Blog..So my 1st post is to the word Blog..cheers people..